You know it’s true. You can’t lie and say it’s average. Just look at that thing! It’s so fucking small and gross. Who would even want something so small? It’s completely useless. I would never be satisfied with something that tiny. What makes it even more repulsive is that it gets hard when I make fun of it. Ew. You like to jerk it when you hear me tell you that your dick is fucking small and disgusting. Looks like this is the only sex that you’ll be getting with that useless little dick.