Watch as I, Goddess Julia, take the reigns in this humiliating solo spectacle. Armed with a ruler and a scathing wit, I will measure my own toys to demonstrate what a truly satisfying size looks like, all while your pitiful offerings are compared and found wanting. Listen to my laughter as I ridicule the very idea of your inadequate manhood ever pleasing a woman of my stature. This is a masterclass in mockery that you won't want to miss, my little worms. Remember, in my world, only the mightiest cocks earn my praise, and yours certainly doesn't measure up.