Prepare to be left in the dark, literally! In this exciting video, I'm completely absorbed in the news on my phone, lying horizontal on my bed and oblivious to your presence. But what you are about to witness is something completely different. I make not one, not two, but three deafening farting sounds, each louder and shriller than the last. And the best part? I seem to be enjoying the stinky air, taking a moment to savor the smell. But don't think for a second that I'll notice your presence. Oh no, I'm too busy on my phone to even notice your presence. Eventually, I get up, still ignoring you, and walk away, leaving you wondering what just happened. Are you ready to be ignored and teased in the most delightful way possible?