POV: you’re my fart slave, so I make you get down and sniff/eat my farts whenever I have gas, no matter what you’re doing. You sniff up my gas for me when I wake up and while I get ready. You eat my farts before I leave for work. You sniff them up when I get home. And you lay down with your face in my ass to make sure you sniff up any farts I have while I’m asleep. You sure did have a busy day!