Unlike most of the lowly worms that serve me, you are actually rather successful. A fat savings account and some real estate to your name, you’ve done well for yourself. Despite your financial accomplishments you have never felt fulfilled. The only thing that makes you feel alive is rerouting your wealth to me. Working hard to make sure I live in luxury is your life’s purpose. You are happiest seeing me do anything and everything I want to on your dime. Your wealth looks so much better in my accounts.