You've been a naughty boy, and you deserve to be punished! A regular punishment won't help a man like you...if you can even call yourself a man. You see, you've forgotten your place. Real men know that you're not one of them. Women laugh at you behind your back. You need to be reminded of that. Your punishment? I'm going to cut all your hair off. Won't that be so embarrassing, having the worst haircut ever? You're a such a loser that this is somehow the most work anyone has put into you. Sit down, keep still, I'm going to cut all your hair off so everyone knows just how pathetic you are from a single glance!