I am a dildo hoarder and I need to fix it! The only way I'll know if I want to keep a toy is if I fuck it and it makes me cum. I have like 25+ toys to fuck! In this multi part series, I'll go through and fuck each toy and describe what I like about the dick, and if it can make me cum, I'll keep it in my collection! I wonder how many dicks I'll need to get rid of! :P