WHO IS THIS LUCKY PET, CRAVING FOR MY SCRATCHES BEHIND YOUR EARS?  LOVE WHEN I AM CALLING YOU A GOOD BOY! YOU HAVE TO EARN THIS! GIVE ME YOUR DORKY PUPPY VOICE! BARK FOR ME AND WIGGLE YOUR TAIL! WHAT A SILLY PUPPY, SO READY TO HUMP SOMETHING! I AM NOT IN THE MOOD FOR YOUR PUPPYGASM!