Hello, my living toilet. I have a special surprise for you today. Alpha male with me today. We will use you for the right purpose as a human toilet! I open the toilet seat and there's your face. I spit in your face and verbally humiliate you by calling you a beta bitch and showing you my middle finger! I sit on the toilet seat and fart and pee on your stupid face and laugh at you. Are you ready to worship alpha male's hairy asshole? We laugh at you together and show you our middle fingers and spit on you. The Alpha man sits on the toilet seat and farts stinky in your face and humiliates you and calls you a faggot! First he farts in his pants. Then he takes off his underwear and gives you a chance to worship his hairy asshole and continues to fart! We wipe our assholes with toilet paper and throw dirty toilet paper in your mouth