Review time has come up. As your supervisor I have been watching you and will note you have made your quarterly goals. Along the way, I have noticed things. among them, your work ethic is great. Yet, there is something else I have noticed. You seem to like women’s heels and shoes. You really seem to like my heels and shoes. Now I have a new job for you. since you are so thorough at work , you would put forth that same effort to cleaning my heels and worshipping my feet. Your new position at the company is foot licker.