The more you masturbate, the less girls will want to fuck you, date you, touch you, look at you, etc. That’s because the more hours of the day you dedicate to jerking your pathetic dick, the bigger of a fucking loser you are! And I want to make you ADD to those hours. Become even MORE of a pumpaholic gooner. This is the life that I have selected for you. You’re just jerking yourself deeper and deeper into lonely pathetic beta territory and you wouldn’t have it any other way. Leave the girls and blowjobs and pussies for the real men, right? You get your hand, and My loser symbol.