I can't help but feel a deep sense of pride when I look at you, my greedy, gluttonous hog of a boyfriend. Your belly has grown so massively fat and heavy from your endless hunger, a true testament to your insatiable appetite. Every bite you take makes even soft flesh for me to adore. Today I have something special planned just for you. As you gorge yourself on the delicious, fattening snacks I’ve brought, I’ll be there, fingers slipping into the ever-deepening belly button, teasing you as I jiggle your flabby belly, watching it ripple with every greedy bite.