Putting thigh high boots on is a bit too easy as it is. Why not add a challenge to it? This will be far more entertaining watching you flounder around with your hands behind your back as you try to put on my lace-up boots. Of course, you're never going to be able to do it. You're just a source of pathetic entertainment for me to berate, laugh at, and . Oh, did my foot hurt when I was kicking your balls? Does your back hurt from getting beat with a stick? Maybe you should stop being such a boot failure. Hm. It looks like you fucked up, obviously. Time to cane you, you useless boot bitch!