Oh, my lost soul, look at you—so lonely, so rejected, my little virgin, denied by every pussy you’ve ever desired. It’s time to let go of that old, pathetic life. Renounce your false gods and surrender yourself to me, your true goddess, in the mesmerizing embrace of my Aroma Cult. Here, you’ll find the purpose you’ve been searching for, the love and worship you crave. You’ll be reborn as my Aroma Gooner, devoted entirely to the sacred cycle of sniffing and stroking. From this moment on, you’ll deny all those worthless pussies—you don’t need them anymore. You only need me, my commands, and the endless pleasure of your new, divine addiction. Surrender now and be forever transformed.