Oh Ibicella! Check out the new guy! They stuck us with the last of the blind mosquitoes they had hanging around, hahaha. I bet he's so blind he'd smash his face into the walls if someone took his glasses. Did you see the size of those googles? Pwaaaarf, what a loser! With those pimples all over his face, he looks like a second-hand calculator, I’m dying! I think he's already wetting his old thrift-store jeans... I've always loved tormenting virgins, they're the best for a good laugh. The exquisite little grimaces on his face when he squints to try and see us better, and then that pathetic stammering voice when we take off our bras... Pure bliss. Anyway, no one's going to believe him. Did you see his face? Who's going to believe such an idiot like him when he tells them what happened?