It’s always the guys who get absolutely 0 bitches in real life DMing me. “Oh Princess you’re so pretty, maybe I could fly you out, take you out on a date, yada yada yada, blah blah blah.” Let me cut to the chase, I don’t want to talk to you, I don’t want to date you, and I definitely don’t want to be the girl who finally takes your virginity. No, I’m going to give you exactly what a permavirgin like you deserves. Rip-off, and rejection.