*VIEWER DISCRETION ADVISED* Your younger cousin has always been enamored with you. Although she’s your band’s #1 groupie and follows you around like a loyal puppy, actually coming on to her has always felt too taboo, and you’ve resorted to quietly writing songs only you know are about her. You’re not as subtle as you think you are, and it doesn’t take her long to catch on and throw herself at you, brazenly begging you to use her in whatever way you wish. (This was a custom commission, but no names are used. If you’d like a special story of your own, see my custom order form on my profile!)