This is the ultimate, hedonistic feedee experience. I begin by inhaling an entire order of wings, then move on to devour a full pizza. As I wash it down with cold beer, my belly swells and expands like a balloon and I give it a nice long rub. I felt so turned on by my own gluttony, and probably a little buzzed, that even though this wasn’t meant to be a masturbation video… it soon turned into one.