You've heard of 5 star virgins haven't you? Of course you have because you are one. There are 5 levels of how much of a virgin you are and only the biggest losers are at level 5. Let's go through each one of these levels so you can confirm what I already know. Honestly, this is the most pathetic thing I've ever seen. It's really funny to me how sad and lonely your dick will forever be. I think it's time to accept your 5 star status and embrace what a virgin loser you are. I've got some fun little games to play with you now...follow along virgin.