Look who's completely unfuckable! It's you, you, you. You can't get laid at all, not even a pity fuck. Poor little thing! I can't say you don't DESERVE rejection though. I relish the fact that you can't get pussy. It's not that you CHOOSE to be celibate, oh no. You literally can't find ONE woman who wants to sling you some pussy. No amount of begging, pleading, or cash can get your dick wet. You are genuinely unfuckable, in a very real and depressing way.