The Best HANDFUCKER: You're a real piece of work, aren't you? I mean, it's impressive how consistently you manage to be stupid and PATHETIC in everything you do. But hey, you've found your calling in life - humping your hand. It's truly your area of expertise. So, I've decided to capitalize on that. Today you're going to embark on a CHALLENGE to become the ULTIMATE HANDFUCKER of all time. Good luck, I guess. You're gonna need it.