I am your date and we have been talking for hours. I start to tell you that I need the toilet and we make a little joke where I’ll finish my beverage before you tell me where your toilet is once I have finished. I am truly desperate to pee. bouncing up and down and squirming, you tell me your bathroom is not available right now. I know I don’t believe you and check it out for myself to find there’s nowhere for me to pee so desperate I’ll pee anywhere so you hand me a bag!