we've been having so much fun lately! you, me, my best friend ... but there's some things i need to talk to you about ... i've noticed you've been eyeing me lately ... catching every possible glimpse that you can behind her back... not to mention you spoil me MUCH more than you ever spoil her... which has had me thinking ... can you keep a secret? sure, it may be a little taboo... but i think it's time to take our relationship to the next level. you need someone who can use you, tease you, and turn you on in ways she never could. don't worry... i'd NEVER tell her! plus, she will believe ANYTHING i say! obviously. i'm her BEST FRIEND, and best friends never lie. i think we should start now... don't you?