We’re about to dive into a fun little game of chance, but here’s the catch: you’re not the one doing the guessing—your computer is. We’re putting your release entirely in the hands of luck. I want you to pull up a random number generator in your browser and set it from 1 to 10. You’ll get two tries. If your computer lands on the right number on the first try, you get the ultimate reward—you get to cum. If it takes until the second try, you’ll still get to cum, but here’s the twist: it’s going to be ruined.