Election season is upon us, and this year, I’m asking you to waddle your way to the ballot box and cast your vote for me! Because it’s Freya: For a Fatter Future! Choosing me means making history—I plan to be the first immobile president ever! Imagine it: a leader who truly embodies the spirit of excess. But don’t worry, I’m not just about breaking mobility records—I’ve got economic policies to match. I’ll be rolling out tax cuts for the top 1% of the fattest Americans because, let’s face it, they carry the weight of this nation (literally). I firmly believe that incentivizing gluttony and obesity is the only way forward. While we’re still the fattest country in the world, others are catching up, and we can’t afford to lose the battle of the bulge! But my vision doesn’t stop there. I’m committed to building a future where every American can eat themselves into greatness. That’s why I’ll be investing in key infrastructure changes, like outlawing all gyms—except for those size contrast enthusiasts—because they pose a direct threat to our national obesity rates. We must stand, or rather, sit, united in this fight. And don’t forget my plans for healthcare reform: universal access to bariatric hospital beds and an all-you-can-eat buffets. We need to make sure every American, regardless of income, can achieve their maximum potential size. I can’t wait to start my term waddling into the Oval Office and finish it immobilized in a custom-built presidential bed. A vote for me is a vote for an indulgent, prosperous, and delightfully heavy future. Vote Freya: For a Fatter Future 2024! Together, we’ll tip the scales of history! **** This is a parody clip, a spoof on election season. Clip features: fat chat, talking about a fatter country, female feeder elements, feedee elements