For some reason, you like me to show off my thick thighs again and again, and you pay me mucho dineros. The customer is king and all my customers know what they like, and I simply deliver! Sooo I made you something to shake at... I made the thighs crispy thick shiny caramel flavor for you. I am sure you like the taste of those thick yummy massive thighs so you have something to bite in because you want to do that for so if you see them shaking and moving with each tap on the ground from different angles. Have your tissue box close to you because you are going to need it!