thanks for consenting to me eating you, human! I never have willing participants, so I'm really going to savor you. but don't worry! I have this special spray that will numb your body so you won't feel any pain and you can stay awake to watch. I'm going to start by eating your toes and work my way up your body, okay? before you die, you might want to tell me any lingering regrets or deep dark secrets so you don't have to take them to the grave. don't be scared now, human... you consented to me eating you. make peace with death and I'll see you in another life.
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