We just had a great evening, we get along well. I'm not going to beat around the bush, I like you, a lot. I'd like us to take it to the next level and have sex. But before you get carried away, know that I don't like "classic" sex. I like men, yes, but I like them docile and above all: on all fours. Are you up for giving me your anal virginity? After all the sexual tension between us all evening, I don't think you're in a position to refuse me anything anymore...