I can't wait to invite my friend over and tell her all about your perverted little penectomy fetish.. She's shocked but intrigued.. We encourage you to lay your dick on the table, right on the chopping board, as we tease you with our sharpest kitchen utensils.. We chop off your cock in a moment of madness. Then dispose the evidence by blending it and finally flushing it down the toilet so it can never be reattached.