I'm so excited for this Halloween party tonight! I love dressing up as a witch. Wouldn't it be so cool to be a real witch? I don't know where my boyfriend is though. He should've been here over an hour ago. I think he ghosted me. I'm going to try to call him again. Ugh! I can't believe he's ghosting me right now! I'm breaking up with him, so now he's my ex. I swear, I wish I was a real witch because I would just turn him into a ghost for ghosting me. Actually, I do have a spell book. I mean, I know I'm not a real witch, but I can just try, right? I can't wait to tell my friend about this. She is going to get a kick out of this. Oh my gosh. What was that? I think my ex is coming back to haunt me as a ghost and now he's trying to fuck me! Oh no!