Pretend you're singing this right now. You know the tune: "On the first Friday of Locktober my hot, bully, bratty, bubblegum blowing Juggalette clowngirl domme gave to me a cock cage and key to lock a secret sissy slut like me up to put in chastity and to humiliate and facefuck me." You're welcome for letting sexy clown humiliatrix like me help you dive deeper into your feminization journey. But I'm going to run off with your keys. Good luck ! You definitely bought one that was way too big and heavy for your little shrimp dick... Erm? Clit? Hehe!