"Well, well, well. Look what we have here. If it isn't the cowboy who's been riding solo for so long" "Whoa... what's all this?" "You know exactly what this is. You've been jerking off to cowgirl porn comics for months, and I finally decided to give you the real deal" "Oh, um, yeah... I might have had a little fascination with cowgirls" "A little fascination? You've got a whole collection of them on your computer! I figured, why not bring the fantasy to life?" "You look... amazing" "And you look like you're ready to ride off into the sunset. Or maybe just ride me?" "Oh, definitely the latter"