I stayed with friends for a short while, and while I was grateful for the experience, it didn't afford me a lot of privacy. One day, I noticed everyone was gone when I got out of the shower. I couldn't remember the last time I had the whole place to myself. This dildo had been sitting in the packaging it arrived in for days, tormenting me, waiting to be inserted. I hadn't been intimate in a whole season. No makeup, hair still damp, with nothing on my mind except getting myself off. A little dirty chat and a little bullet vibrator...make for a big O. ;)