You might have gotten to the phase where you’re wondering: What am I doing with my own life? What is my purpose? And let me help you with that: You’re just an NPC. LOL. You don’t have a purpose aside from being a supporting character for my arc. You don’t have agency, you don’t even have control over your own life. You know who controls your life? ME. You’re not even the main character of your life. The main character of your life? ME AGAIN. Get on with it. You’re just a side quest, an ATM, if I press the right buttons and trigger you with my sumptuous ass or cleavage, with the right phrase, your mind goes blank and all you are capable of doing is dispensing more cash as I use you like a joystick. But hey, at least you know now, right? Be a good pet and follow me on Twitter at Thealogic and on IG at theaterrestrial.