You are a virgin still?! Sorry but you deserve to be made fun of for that. You really haven’t been laid? Reminding me of a bad early 2000s movie where the college guy is still trying to get laid. How pathetic is that? All this time in your life and you still haven’t even been touched by a woman? Truly, I don’t mean to laugh, but it’s actually quite hilarious and sad at the same time! I have an idea!… I know exactly how you can get laid….