My loyal subject, heed my decree. Our kingdom has endured many hardships, but I have secured a future for us all. In exchange for the care and protection of the neighboring kingdom, they require one thing: that each of you weigh no less than 400 pounds. You must drop all other pursuits and dedicate yourselves solely to this task. As you can see, your Queen has already begun the fattening process, and I will continue to lead by example. Together, we shall grow in size and strength, fulfilling this requirement for the prosperity of our realm.