Good goons have figured out the obvious. It's better to give your money to monsters. Look at my mesmerizing, shiny curves... so much sexier than a human woman's body. My striking image loosens your wallet up. You're afraid. You're strangely turned on. You want to goon for me. Submit to me. It feels natural to hand your cash to an other-worldly being. So much more suitable, don't you agree? You SHOULD be drained by a goddess you're afraid of. Now stifle your trembling and begin edging for me as I drain you dry.