oh, hello there, weary traveler! we don't get many folks around these parts, you must have walked a long way... are you lost? you came here on purpose? for what? shh! if the other elves hear you talking about that, they will swarm you. but yes... it's true! elves steal male humans to impregnate them with our children. I've never done it, but it's very common. and... well... I've never had sex before, but it seems like fate has brought you to me. so, yes, human. I will impregnate you! lay down and watch