Get ready with me while I'm super gassy. It's my bodybuilding off season so I've been eating more gassy foods and you know what that means right? The biggest nastiest farts for you to inhale obviously! I'm about to head to the gym but have few things to grab and I gotta get these farts out. So bring me your nose and every time I rip a huge fart I want your face right on my big ass. First you can sniff my farts through my yoga leggings, next my smelly ass crack. Now don't forget I'll be back home in a couple hours and so be on your knees ready to inhale more fart fumes.