Let's fatten up your wife

My dear, do you really think that your problems with your wife stem from the fact that she is skinny, perpetually dieting and constantly at the gym? As a couple therapist, I would have to tell you that maybe it's time to break up and find someone better suited for you. But I could also offer you a plan to shape your wife according to your will. A plan in which I also participate, giving you helpful suggestions on how to behave, what to say to her, what food to buy. A plan in which I induce you to bring her to me, to my study, to bend her totally to our will. I look forward to seeing the fruits of our labor, fat and panting after the flight of stairs leading to my study. I can already imagine her... your wife will become our beautiful, fat pig.