A loser like you does NOT need to make plans. Cancel them all! Not just because I say so but because you need to face facts. Those facts being that you barely have a social life anyway and the few people still in your life hardly want you around. I know the truth hurts. That's the point! Cancel your plans and stay home with me. Stay home to me humiliating the fuck out of you. You've got to be cruel to be kind right? Wrong! I'm just cruel. And you love it!