You knew that eventually you’d end up under my control. Just sit back and listen to me. It’s time to upgrade you. You can’t escape this truth—it’s time to embrace it and upgrade yourself for better purposes. Follow my lips and shiny red gloves. They’ll guide you deeper. Don’t you dare say no. Accept it and obey your superior. After turning him nicely into an obedient slave, I feed him with my ashes and saliva as a reward. A person is promoted from the easel to the ashtray and my spit makes everything easier for him :)