Don't feel too bad. You may not be an Alpha, you may not be the boss, but there is one thing you ARE....and that is a KING. Yes, you heard me right. I called you a KING! Aren't you so happy? Want to know what you are the ruler of? THE KINGDOM OF SMALL COCKS. There is no competition when it comes to who should be the King of all the small dicked "men" in the land!