At first you had a hard time trying to figure out exactly how to please me. You thought that being more available to talk or developing your sense of humor would help. You even thought that ending your relationship would be enough to satisfy Me. Now that you’ve really gotten to know Me, you know that I LOVE when you break the bank for Me. You’ve become fully preoccupied with your own financial downfall and I couldn’t be more thrilled. Maxing out credit cards, borrowing against your 401k, tapping in your home equity - you name it, you’ll do whatever it takes to give Me more. Enduring financial losses for My benefit is apart of your DNA now. It’s become the only reason why your cock stands up. It makes stroking away your brain cells for hours on end feel that much better Plus, you’ve come to realize that there are so many benefits to being buried in debt. You’re actually a better person because of it. It’s afforded you some of your most meaningful encounters, and you’re not willing to give that up. Racking up crippling debt for Me is your biggest addiction, and I’ll only encourage you to get worse. You’ve always chased after risk, and that won’t stop now.