Good boys are dumb boys. And we both know there's no better way to keep keep that brain nice and malleable than to be constantly gooning yourself into oblivion! Is this porn addiction of yours destructive? Maybe! But you like it that way. Every time you sit down in front of your screen to stroke, you know that I'm going to pull you deeper and deeper into the goonhole. In fact, I know you've started enjoying when I call you a porn addict. I'm going to have you repeat that a couple times in the clip, because I know just how much it gets that goonstick twitching! I think you like calling yourself a porn addict because you don't think it's actually true; it's just a thrilling thing to say because it's just a fantasy, right? This addiction isn't real! Or is that a delusion you sell to yourself so that you can justify buying more clips? Spend more time pumping? It's so cute that you think you're in control. But we both know this was my plan all along. You followed my breadcrumbs right into the goonhole just like I planned.