Maybe you fought this whole "pussy-free" thing for a while. But I always knew you'd always give in. It was only a matter of time until you decided the rejection and embarrassment that you experienced out in the real world was just too much. So much better to just hand over the control to step-Mommy. Sure I might be mean and nasty sometimes, but then at other times I'm so sweet, so nurturing! I think that you like that you don't know what you're going to get. I think you like the rollercoaster of emotions that you experience with me. So much more fun than your other relationships. And speaking of those other girls... if they text you again, I have a very special response that you're going to send back. If you don't, then I'm going to just toss you out like trash, and I know at this point you just can't face one more rejection.