Your wife, the HOA President, has been harassing me for so long with her stupid little "notices". She has singled me out, so I come over to speak to you while she's at an HOA meeting. After convincing you to talk to her and get her off my back, I end up seducing you with my big oiled up tits. Your wife walks in right as that married cock is about to shoot a huge load of cum into my pussy. Oops. I guess I got the "end time" for the meeting wrong. My bad!