You were easy to catch. You let your guard down, thinking you were indestructible, and that is what got you in the end. Men are so easy to take when they're relaxed. Now you're waking up in my home, confused, unable to move. I'm saying I want your meat to feed my pregnant body, you never imagined something like this could happen. After being mocked and devoured in one huge gulp, you make one last ditch effort to save yourself, thrashing around in my tummy. But you can't escape, your feeble attempts only make me gassy! I roll around and jiggle my belly to settle you down, burping up your essence the whole time. And when I'm done with you, I'll go get another one. Pregnancy makes you sooo hungry.