I'm at a small social gathering with my friend Kate and she is busy telling a long, boring story. I am suuuper gassy as usual and just can't (okay, *won't*) hold it in. I continuously interrupt her without regard. I even comment on the smell of my burps, showing no social awareness. Kate tries to continue her story anyways, but gets a little distracted here and there. I was pretty early in my pregnancy here so I have a slight belly.