This isn't what you thought you wanted for your life, but what you've found is so much better. The bliss of gooning for me is much greater than the sex you used to think you wanted. Serving me far more fulfilling than your failed relationships of the past. Now you are celibate for me. You no longer remember what it feels like to be inside a woman, if you ever did. Sometimes you dwell on those missed opportunities, those crossroads moments where things could have turned out differently. These failures led you to me, to your true purpose. Now you embrace it: the safety of my guidance and the thrill of my erotic power. This is the life that was meant for you.